Here, for your barfing pleasure,
are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano
players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am
one. But a little comic relief laughing at yourself is
good for both your soul and your humility.
So without further ado, here are
the all time worst piano jokes in descending order:
10. What do a vacuum cleaner and an
electric piano have in common?
Answer: Both suck when you plug
them in.
9. What does a piano player dream
about?
Answer: Sheet music.
8.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Answer: A flat minor.
7. What's the difference between a
piano accompanianist and a terrorist?
Answer: You can negotiate with a
terrorist.
6. How do you make a million
dollars playing the piano?
Answer: Start with two million.
5. How do you get two piano players
to play in perfect unison?
Answer: Shoot one.
4. Did you hear about the piano player who played in
rhythm?
Answer: Neither did I.
3. What's the difference between a piano and an
onion?
Answer: No one cries when you chop up a piano.
2. What did the piano player get on
his IQ test?
Answer: Drool.
1. What's the
difference between a medium pizza and a piano player?
Answer: A pizza can
feed a family of four.
Pretty bad, eh?
I agree. Now get back to your
practicing.
PS: None of these lousy jokes are
original with me -- they have been around for ages in
many forms.